I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
― Dita Von Teese (via wanduring)

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That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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